Posts Tagged ‘t-shirt’

Two New Designs For Vessel

Monday, February 16th, 2009

vessel_treeoflife
Vessel “Tree of Life” T-shirt design based on Revelation 22:1-2.

vessel_butterfly
Vessel “Butterfly” girls T-shirt design.

The Office T-Shirt Contest

Monday, February 16th, 2009

the_office_transam_shirt

I couldn’t resist coming up with a design for The Office T-Shirt contest. Below is the actual dialogue from the 2006 episode that inspired the Classic Trans Am Vintage American Muscle design:

Andy: I saw your dork mobile in the parking lot. What does it get, like 4 miles to the gallon?

Dwight Schrute: Uh, try doubled that? Classic Trans Am vintage American muscle?

Andy: Yeah, my Xterra’s pretty sweet. Luxurious yet rugged. Leave it to the Japanese.

Dwight Schrute: Xterra isn’t even a real word.

Andy: Actually, it is. It’s Latin for “earth.”

Dwight Schrute: Oh, so you drive an Xearth? That makes sense. I’d rather drive a classic Trans Am than an “Xearth.”

Andy: Yeah, I bet you would. Oh, by the way, 1985 called. It wants its car back.

Dwight Schrute: Well I hope 1985 has a time machine because I drive an ‘87.

Andy: Oh, speaking of time machines, I just got back from the future and I went to your funeral, and guess what? Nobody came.

Dwight Schrute: Speaking of funerals, why don’t you go ahead and go die?

Andy: Oh, that was a really well-constructed sentence. You should be an English professor at “or not” University.

Dwight Schrute: Idiot.

Andy: If I were an idiot, I’d be driving a Trans Am.

Dwight Schrute: If you were driving a Trans Am, you would be the smartest idiot in the whole world.

Andy: *Coughs* An idiot.

Dwight Schrute: *Coughs* You’re the idiot.

Andy: *Coughs* Nice comeback.

Dwight Schrute: *Coughing* I was making fun of your comeback. That’s why it worked.